Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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