now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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