Me. At least after what I've been through.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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