Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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