we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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