i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Hippo gnu deer
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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