Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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