I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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