The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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