I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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