So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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