She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
They have beer where we have blood.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize