Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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