Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Randomize
