brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
