so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Just invented taco cereal.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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