Christians are straight up FREAKS
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Randomize