Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Holy shit dude........stairs
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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