i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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