im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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