I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
How did I end up in the pool?!
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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