After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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