You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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