Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize
