Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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