I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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