His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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