just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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