all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
