U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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