He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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