Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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