can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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