I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The uberlube is also flammable
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