I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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