we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
How's work?
Spinning.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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