Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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