I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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