There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
