its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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