So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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