No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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