home. puking in laundry basket.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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