Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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