I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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