i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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