But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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