I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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