We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
youre lurking in front of me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize
