i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
she pinky promised me she was 18
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
