My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize