hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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