the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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