But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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