She's JV to your varsity
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
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I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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