We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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